HA – I'm a defeatist but I don't have to be

aphroditeslaw:

festivebucky:

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

ladygoldstein:

i’m glad that marvel thought of a title that could resonate with the fans

Source: lindirs-gaze

its-a-writer-thing:

Me: ok this part shouldn’t be so bad. I know the basics of what I want to happen, so filling in a few details shouldn’t take too long

The Details™: you fool

saltdust-crusader:

do you have to watch e1 and e2 before watching e3 or is it fine as a standalone thing

lightwolf:

lightwolf:

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

goddammitstacey:

C’mon, Brain, work with me here

Source: goddammitstacey.com

sammykat2hb:

Bucky, speedwalking and protectively holding Shiny New Arm #47: “Princess, really, thank you, this version works fine-”

Shuri, at a dead sprint: “THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT CAN’T BE IMPROVED NOW GET BACK HERE!”

ghostlybelladonna:

Valkyrie: *comes in the door late for a meeting* Sorry I was late! I was doing…things…

Loki: *comes in disheveled and breathing hard* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS