IT’S A MJOLNIR TENDERIZER (also cool: inscription says “they” instead of “he”)
Tag: marvel
“Oh, now…THIS is art. Why didn’t you tell me Midgard made things like this?”
“Well, if I’d known latte art was all it would take to get you to think more kindly of Midgard…”
“Please, it’s a cat in a mocha, I don’t see why you’re surprised. I almost hate to ruin it.”
“If you aren’t going to drink it…”
“Did I say that? I never said that. Get your own mocha.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
(at Seattle Meowtropolitan)
“Not just inferior but APPALLINGLY primitive.”
“Yeah, again, no one is arguing with that.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
#loki #captainamerica #MCU #actionfigures #marvel
LICENSED FUN PEN
me: haha these are so ugly why would anyone buy one
me: wait there’s Marvel ones too
me: …
me: shit
me: …is there a Loki one
“Please tell me you did not cut this driver off at his feet so you could drive his car.”
“The driver was a snowman, first of all, so any amputation is hardly a serious concern, and second, that would be pointless, because this isn’t even a functional car.”
“That…does not actually answer my question.”
“Well, it was a silly question.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
#loki #thor #MCU #actionfigures #marvel #christmas #holidays
“Hashtag same, honestly.”
“I don’t know whether to be disturbed by what you just said or flabbergasted that you willingly used the type of human slang you typically disdain.”
“If it makes your decision any easier, I have no interest in cooperating with either topic of conversation.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
“Yes, this makes every possible kind of sense.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
#loki #thor #MCU #actionfigures #marvel #halloween
“Well, I suppose the Frankfurt airport did not produce terrible souvenirs…”
“Except this mug is sadly empty.”
“And this is a book of postcards, containing not a single word. I take back the overly charitable assumption.”
(See the whole series at http://archiveofourown.org/works/3204995)
#loki #thor #MCU #actionfigures #marvel #latergram #germany
these are so goofy-looking and I would 500% buy a Loki one
#marvel
I'm a defeatist but I don't have to be 