tombliboos:

Everytime I say “I like this villain” people on Tungle dot com always believe that I excuse villainous actions and overlook misdeeds, that I romanticize the villain, that I deem the villain to be misunderstood, that I wish for the villain to be redeemed and eventually bone the hero…

…and they are right lmfao. There is literally nothing wrong in doing so, always remember to drink water and woobify your villains daily. ☝🏼

crimsonchronometric:

so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right

and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other

there was a moment of silence

and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming

I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro

thelightofthingshopedfor:

well this is just a goshdarned pickle

#this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation (tag via @erlkonigstochter)

no joke, I was going to use that as the caption and then remembered I have family members who follow me on Instagram

(the obvious solution would have been to make a separate Tumblr post with its own caption but I also liked my dumb family-friendly caption, so…what are you gonna do)

Source: thelightofthingshopedfor