zombiecheetah:

loxxxlay:

veliseraptor replied to your post : 😦 please don’t kill thor. not even temporarily….

if we MUST kill people I will accept temporary death but I would really prefer them to defeat thanos in the first half hour and then have a nice night playing board games

agreeed 😦 i would watch the shit out of some board game drama XD especially over seeing anyone’s dead body, even if we do find out it’s temporary before 2019

And here come the game night headcanons, feel free to add your own…

– Shuri winning at every game ever.

– Peter and Shuri being friends with Groot and finally getting him off his communicator much to Quil’s delight, but he doesn’t say anything about it.

– Gamora and Natasha teaming up during strategy games to destroy everyone before dunking it out between themselves.

– Loki not wanting to play charades so instead he casts scary as f illusions that freak everyone out but make Thor roar with laughter.

– Wanda after quietly asking Loki how he did that and Loki being happy someone asked him a technical magic question.

– Loki cheating at everything and then getting continually frustrated that Shuri keeps winning anyway.

– Nebula kills a sofa at one point. She’s not a good loser.

– T’Challa and Shuri exchanging looks whenever Gamora/Nebula or Thor/Loki get into it.

– Drax just being utterly delighted by everything and Tony being super amused by his comments. Sam has to physically turn away and stifle his laughter all the time but totally loves the guy.

– Nebula and Loki going off to do their own game with their own rules that’s probably not totally safe or legal but hey at least they’re having fun.

– Loki being absolutely ruthless against the others and but god help the person who gives Thor a Draw 4 in UNO.

– Rhodes only referring to Tony as “Stank” the entire game. Pepper and Maria encourage this.

– Steve being a good sport and not really caring if he wins or loses cause he and Bucky are happy.

-Bucky and Rocket bonding over their skills at poker, or namely how Natasha destroys both of them at it.

– Wanda still not feeling totally with the team and Clint and Steve making sure she’s always included.

– Clint and Loki can’t play any game together. Still too many emotions there. And arrows.

lord-kitschener:

“genitalia associated with cis women are harshly stigmatized and policed as part of misogyny, which can lead to violence” and “not all women have vaginas and not everyone with a vagina is a woman” and “trans peoples’ bodies are harshly stigmatized and policed as part of transphobia, which can lead to violence” are not mutually exclusive factsx and in fact all of these things are very much interlinked, and should not be used as gotchas! against each other

counterfeits-blog:

I really hope that we see Gamora with the two Peters cause’ what I’m imagining is a little scene where she screams “PETER YOU IDIOT” then bby boy Parker just pops his head from some rubble and ever-so-innocently says “huh?” then Gamora’s expression turns soft and says in a really sweet voice “no, not you sweetie :))”

theonion:

EVERYWHERE—Claiming that they just couldn’t stand this bullshit anymore, Americans across the country confirmed Friday that someone, anyone needs to please, just make it stop. “Please, please, please, we’re begging you here, just put an end to it immediately,” said sources, noting that it had all gone way, way too far and they would do almost anything for even a few glorious minutes of respite. “We’re on our hands and knees, pleading with you to make it all go away once and for all. What’s it going to take? Jesus Christ, just stop it! Stop it right now!” At press time, sources confirmed that they knew deep down it was never going to stop.

jonsaremembers:

shanatical:

squeeful:

onemuseleft:

squeeful:

stephrc79:

peggyyccarter:

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

ceruleancynic:

celynbrum:

maverikloki:

penbrydd:

leonawriter:

everylineeverystory:

soggywarmpockets:

rnatthewgraygublers:

melancholicmarionette:

emmablackeru:

tassiekitty:

ranetree:

extravagantshoes:

cellostargalactica:

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE – THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH – THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE


WANDER – TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER – TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER


THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

DEFIANT – RESISTANT
DEFINITE – CERTAIN

WANTON – DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON – IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

SLEIGHT – DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’)
SLIGHT – VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

DISCRETE – SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET – SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

AND TO CONTINUE THE OP’S THEME

IT’S SNEAK PEEK

NOT SNEAK PEAK

A SNEAK PEAK WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE

THEY ARE VERY LARGE AND WOULD FIND THIS GENERALLY DIFFICULT 

THANK

(OH AND ONE OTHER THING

BULLION = PRECIOUS METAL

BOUILLON = STOCK, FROM THE FRENCH “BOUILLER,” TO BOIL)

SHUDDER:

SHUTTER:

NOT SAME NOT SAME

sleight of hand: magic tricks
slight of hand: President-Elect

I love this post so much oh my god 😂

“A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE” I’m losing my shit

I would just like to point out that you CAN ’ball your eyes out’, you just need a really good melon scooper and a willingness to try hard enough.

Oedipus agrees you can indeed.

Every time this goes by my dash the coffee one drives me batshit. 

Guys.

Complimentary coffee is free.

Complementary coffee goes really well with the bacon.

Complimentary means both free and praising.

Because English.

Reblogging this for the discreet v. discrete rule, which I can NEVER remember.

I have never understood why

Singular: man, Plural: men

makes sense to almost everybody, but

Singular: freshman, Plural: freshmen

is so…difficult